Story: Red Headed Sluts
The last post reminded me of a quick funny story from when I was working in a shitty college bar.
It was another slow slow monday and I was sitting back and drinking Coronas to pass the time. A middle aged woman comes into the bar and sits down, looking at our cocktail menu. I saunter over and put a bevnap in front of her and use the simple "What can I get for you today?"
She seems to know what she wants, but doesnt want to say it. Finally, she asks me:
"What do you put in your Red Headed Sluts."
I try to stifle my laughter and respond with.
"Usually two fingers, but I'll use three if she's really naughty," while holding up the infamous Shocker.
She looked aghast, but I simply laughed as she ambled out of my "fine" establishment.
Serves you for asking!
Enjoy a fine Red Headed Slut:
Red Headed Slut
3/4 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
Splash Cranberry
Shake and serve as a shot, or with more cranberry, a tall drink.
It was another slow slow monday and I was sitting back and drinking Coronas to pass the time. A middle aged woman comes into the bar and sits down, looking at our cocktail menu. I saunter over and put a bevnap in front of her and use the simple "What can I get for you today?"
She seems to know what she wants, but doesnt want to say it. Finally, she asks me:
"What do you put in your Red Headed Sluts."
I try to stifle my laughter and respond with.
"Usually two fingers, but I'll use three if she's really naughty," while holding up the infamous Shocker.
She looked aghast, but I simply laughed as she ambled out of my "fine" establishment.
Serves you for asking!
Enjoy a fine Red Headed Slut:
Red Headed Slut
3/4 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
Splash Cranberry
Shake and serve as a shot, or with more cranberry, a tall drink.
posted by Bartender Savant at 10:03 AM
3 Comments:
Thanks, didn't know about this one. Will try it next time.
Funny one. Im gonna steel that.
Where in PA do you work. I bartend at a college bar in Gettysburg.
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